There once was a girl named Abby,
She went into the bathroom and farted.
Everyone smelled it,
They started smiling
And turned into weirdos.
Then they peed on the floor,
And fainted again.
At the pee on the floor
All day long.
And this gem was written entirely by Summer:
Once there was a boy named Daddy
Who tooted at everybody
And ate cotton candy.
Then Hailey and Robin begged me to upload the video of them I shot yesterday. In it, they play two cats who are dance fighting:
These are my life's moments. Added together, they make for very peculiar days that leave me completely unsure which way is up and which is down.